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  • My photo'd-and-captioned weekend. A tangible manifestation of Farmville! This guy fell from the line. Halfway through straightening. Hip or something. My neighborhood = classy. @Stonewood @Stonewood …
  • I get shit for sleep. I went to bed at six am, after playing The Sims 3 for fifteen hours. My chunky Sim had lost weight, become a 5-star chef, and adopted a Negro baby. Which was a pleasant change, since her entire lif…
  • I'm going to do badly in Life Science 1. The final is this Friday. I've missed a quarter of the labs and half the lectures. It's the only class I had to focus on. Really the only thing in my life I had to focus on these…
  • Happy birthday Magen. I sincerely hope you've stopped reading this Xanga by now. My little brother Jimmy plugged my site. I still don't know what that means. Sounds kinky. My Jo-Koy-esque math professor sent out …
  • Now I have a face to put on the music I love. And it is 40 years old and bearded, with a subtle perviness. <3 The Shins.
  • I am sunburned. I forgot that happens. Also I'm getting fat. The past two weeks, I've been like Oh my poor appendix! I should probably eat everything. And do nothing. I'm going home this weekend. For Mother's Day. This…
  • These types of photo should not be allowed to exist. In any case. This is why I came home. Also to go to a Pink Floyd laser light show. Where I was vomited upon. Also to makes these. Which are …
  • I don't want summer to come. If it's going to be anything like this spring break, I will pack on upward of forty pounds. I've been devising schemes to avoid potential massive weight gain. Maybe travel. Preferably to som…
  • Here is some fun with my seizure-stricken dog. This is not me by the way. It's Jimmy. This is me. Seriously though, best spring break ever.
  • I didn't get a job! This was my one real opportunity. I mean, I filled out about twenty applications, but this was the only real chance I had. God damn. If I had answered the phone yesterday, I would have gotten the job…

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    • Country: United States
    • State: California
    • Metro: Los Angeles
    • Birthday: 10/31/1991
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