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  • I kind of want to change my username to ContinCandy. But that's a bit improper, considering my clientele. Namely Mum. Also, does "saddle point" sound inappropriate to anyone else? It's the 3D equivalent of a point of…
  • "Calm" as a noun is poetic. I think. But here is this: "Poetry," as a defined category, undermines the inherent beauty of writing. Unless it is Valerie Castillo's poetry. I am menstrual! You have no idea. My last on…
  • I am sunburned. I forgot that happens. Also I'm getting fat. The past two weeks, I've been like Oh my poor appendix! I should probably eat everything. And do nothing. I'm going home this weekend. For Mother's Day. This…
  • Do you even know how good this essay is going to be? The combined worth of two stats lectures, one math lecture, and one biology seminar. Do you even know? It's actually kind-of shitty, um. Every day, a new hairs…
  • My nose bleeds a lot. I only complain about it all of the time. It happens daily. Sometimes bi-daily. So this was bound to happen at some point: At 3am, I woke up with blood splotches on my pillow. And freaked out, as w…
  • A- A- B+ eff. My last-quarter French professor is in my this-quarter Spanish class. We exchanged awkward Bonjours in passing. I peed, a lot. I enrolled in five classes, but did not plan to keep five. I hoped one …
  • Next quarter, I'm taking five classes. Math, English, Spanish, Statistics, and a Biology freshman seminar on parasites. Nineteen credits, the maximum. I might die from natural causes. This is what my dorm actuall…
  • absolutely horrifying. Cranberries = never, ever again. We finished all the material in French. We have a week and a half left. The professor is twenty-three and likes to party. = we're watching L'argent de poc…
  • All day, I thought it was New Year's Eve. How disappointing. To find out tomorrow will also be a 2008 day. I drew fireworks. New Year's Resolutions: I will get all A's for the rest of my life. I will lose fifteen pou…
  • I don't want to be here when bowl grows into dyke mullet. Or when dyke mullet grows into Brady mom. I want to rip van winkle my way to a French braidable length. But that's all right. It fits into a little ninja ponytai…

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